The Backyard Welcome to 'the Backyard'...
Greetings everyone, I'm ruby... oh you knew that... I'm just nervous. Why? That's easy, if you knew what was behind me you'd be nervous too... well not 'what' but who...

Yup, you guessed it, we're at the Backyard and behind me is none other than Beans, Jenn and Suzie. I'm always the odd one out, I even have the wrong shirt on. *sigh*

Suz sent me an e-mail asking me my opinion... how does one say no to Suz? I haven't figured that out yet, but I will pass along the information once I figure it out. In the meantime, she wants us, the occupants for the Backyard to say hi and maybe give a word or two or memory or whatever as a thanks to Beansie and all.

So here she is... and none to happy to be here from the look of it.
Beans: What? Oh no, I have work to do... that house needs to be finished for Twoyys and there is the pirates and you know you started a hornets nest with your annoying taunts. I was just fine with the 3 RP's a day until you and your elf boy. Hmph!
Um, sorry?

I dragged Jenn in here as a buffer... and because she's been feeling out of sorts lately. No one plays her they all play the Wooto Jenn... says she, but it aint true... and she doesn't look happy to be here either.
Jenn: I just have so much homework to do...
All work and no play makes Jenn a something something... *scratches head*

And since this was all Suz's idea, she came kicking and screaming... heh, not really she is the only one not giving me a hard time about this.

I mean, come on... who doesn't love the Backyard? Where else can you get such quality entertainment for beads? Where else can you get bonked over the head with a shovel for stealing someone's fictional halo? Where else do you have such good friends who understand that sometimes you just can't stand to look at your sims anymore and the creative juices just aren't there... and they don't balk and scoff? So I unpaused the game to see what kind of reaction we would have. Last time I was put in the Backyard I was mean to Lisa... She isn't here this time, so maybe I'll be nicer... ya, I don't think so either...

So far so good... I'll do my interview soon... apparently the host guy just walked in the house tired of waiting for us to get on with our day.

Oh that hurt.. nice butt... um, right... anyhow, as per usual in the Backyard...

Beans got back to building that house, which by the way is awesome.

Jenn let loose and danced in her panties and beads... shake that money maker girl!

Naturally Suz fired up the grill and didn't burn 'em, yeah!

And me, I sat here in the sandbox waiting for Lisa who wouldn't come because I apparently don't have her... hmmm... why don't I have my Lisa? *pout* who is going to play with me in the sandbox? *whine*

Anyhow, before things get too far ahead, Suz and I talked briefly about this... everyone should get in to the swing of things.. some may be able to get this done before others... ya know how I am, naturally I jumped in it with both feet and here we are... I can't do things half way, its all or nothing... why do I have to be so extreme?

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  The Backyard pg2 So Beans, I just wanted to say thanks, you've been an inspiration to me, sure I'm still an amateur compared to you and Jenn and others, but I'm learning and I really appreciate you guys... so um, thanks.

Beans: You are so out of your league, you are so dense you don't even know when you should cut your losses and run with your tail tucked between your legs.

Beans: I would never say that!
Ya I know, but it sounded way good...
Beans: You're 'God-modding' and you need to stop it!
But that is what blogs are... this isn't the RP I can make you sound as mean as I want to.
Beans: You could... but you won't...

Beans: You want drama, I'll show you drama... watch and learn... Clay get your cute butt in here.
This is going to be interesting, I should take notes!

Suz: Those swim trunks are so hot, makes me want to do naughty things with you...
Beans: Not bad, I can do better...

Beans: You are mine, for now... *smooch*
Oh ya, she is the queen...

Suz: I could have done that... pfft, it takes talent to hit on a guy... *sigh* okay you win, you're the queen...

So as long as I hang out at the Backyard, I'm inspired... not just to smooch and woohoo every sim around *giggle* but to write more interesting stories and I owe it all or at least most of it to Beans and all of it to all y'all in the Backyard. I just keep my eyes and ears open for little gems.

Beans: I like the name Shamus... and Sterling... and there was once a line something about plant a 'Bean' build a kingdom? I know it was something witty and clever, like that...

Okay so I'm the one who forgot how she phrased it, I can't remember 'everything' she says, but I did name her first born son in my prosperity challenge Sterling... see I can remember some stuff.

Clay: Beans, thanks... you are such a great artist, I'm hot thanks to you...

Ya, she isn't Queen Bean for nothing...

Eh, but Suz couldn't handle the competition... or more accurately she could handle the competition she just hated to lose... apparently we both took some notes from the book of Bean.

Ooooh boy that is some hot stuff, Suz....

mwah, mwah.. oh I'm practicing.. my turn comes after her... watch... ya I know, Keely has nothing to worry about... I was just warming up for Clay.

Suz: That hussy! She knew I had him and she just had to one up me.. *sigh*

What can I say? I took a few good notes from the book of Bean and took it a step further...

But I didn't do that because Suz got to kiss him... no way, and they would never think that...

Suz: Can you believe she had to one up me? I mean, all I did was make out with the guy.
Jenn: Well at least you have bolts with him... I need a guy too. *sigh*
Beans: Let's just turn the sound up, no need to listen to them...

Ugh no, they didn't believe her, no one would believe that I'm mean and evil and I ... oh .. but I am aren't I? *sigh* Okay fine, whatever... apparently my 2 bolts with Clay out weighed her 2 bolts with Clay or I'm just a dawg.. so in the meantime...

I am where I belong... away from Clay and back in the sandbox... I'm comfy here, its home and I love it her more than I can ever express... Thanks to everyone for making me feel all warm n fuzzy and welcoming me here in the Backyard. Oh and Lisa, if you're reading this, don't feel bad darlin'...

Apparently I'm mean to Jenn, too.. *smacking forehead*

One day rascal... I will get past you... you'll see...

Happy Birthday to the Backyard!

Back to the cake at Suz's party!

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