Lost Challenge - The Beginning
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I'm your host, Hugh Dowery... let's see, where were we... oh right, we had just introduced the 'Lost' crew and we were gently interrupted by our sponsors... now the rules of the challenge are simple enough... 8 cast members reenacting the early parts of the show, or something of that sort. The producer has never watched the show 'Lost' so this is your end result... you get a more 'reality' based challenge instead. So let's get to this shall we?Sayid: Getting a job was tough, I mean there was only 3 jobs offered daily and the same ones kept popping up. How were we suppose to get aspiration points if we can't work?Charlie: I found a job the first day, and 1,000 sweet aspiration points!Sayid: That's my point, it was totally random and it messed with my strategy!Hurley: Wait, you had a strategy?
I see you all started out with fishing. Where were you at this time Sayid?Sayid: I was tasked with emptying the mandatory refrigerator... and then went for a swim.
Is that about the time it started raining?Kate: It rained non-stop for days... and I want everyone to notice it wasn't 'me' talking about kissing.Sun: We were talking strategy... it was a sound idea really... dating is good for aspiration points!
Unfortunately along with the rain, came lightening... and fires. How did you handle the fire?Sawyer: Fire? Ah man, no more fires... please... no more fires... *holding head in painful memory*Hurley: Ya, you really lost it after about the third one that first day.Sawyer: Yes, thanks for reminding me... that is right about the time we decided a sink would be a good idea.Kate: Mmmmm, yes a sink was a great idea... where was I when this happened?Sawyer: Oh 'boop'! My mom's watching the show!Sun: What? There is nothing wrong with the human body... its a beautiful thing... a work of, um...Kate: Sexuality? Hotness? The phrase, "bow chica bow wow" comes to mind...
What happened Charlie?Charlie: I was hungry... and tired... and I guess the two combined does not mix well. It was the only fire caused by the grill...Sawyer: Caused by you, you mean...Charlie: Right, so uh... I was the only one having troubles with the grill... oh come on, it was our first night there and it was pretty late. We were all pretty hungry, I was the only one with high enough comfort to cook.Hurley: Oh man, I didn't think I'd ever be comfortable again until we got the beds... but that first night...Sawyer: What are you complaining about? At least you were on the couch!Tuesday morning, 6:00 am!
*ding* Everyone freeze please!
Goodness I see we have a 5 way tie... time to get the 6-sided-die out... hmmm, now would be a good time to end. See you next time at Lost Challenge!
*cue 'Lost' end theme*Who will be rolled out first?